Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50,
WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present
ourselves. Feeling ‘young’, we try to conform
to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose
Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedos and cellulite
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Mini skirts and varicose veins
Inline skates and a walker
And, Most importantly
At some point you have to give up the ‘DAISY DUKE’ shorts
Some of those apply to people of all ages; the purchase of Speedos should require passing a physical, a tough physical.
But now that you are way over 50 have you noticed how many more attractive ladies there are than when you were 20? Grandmothers didn’t look that good when I was a kid.
DISCLAIMER: I have been happily married for 43 year in 3 weeks and have been a faithful husband but there is nothing wrong with my eyesight that my bifocal don’t correct.
Pierced dentures?
Tatooing “connect the dots” with liver spots?
Diamond stud earrings peaking out friom behind ear hair?
5 gallon Spandex shorts with a 15 gallon butt?
Mohawking the hair on the back of your neck? On your back?
