Wendell was in trouble. He forgot Valentine’s Day last year. His wife was really
angry. She told him, “next year, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!!”
This year Wendell got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift out in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought in
the box, which she hoped contained a car key.
I thought I heard that NASA Astronauts reported seeing Wendell orbiting outside the International Space Station. Without a spaceship or spacesuit! :shock: :lol:
I was sitting in front of my computer laughing like a fool at Tyrone Fly’s Wendel story when my wife asked me what was so hilarious. I repeated the story to her expecting that she would join the the mirth and merriment. Apparently this is only a guy joke with the possible exceptions of Betty, Diane and Fly Goddess. Not only did she fail to see the humor in the story but Eight Thumbs nearly went missing as well. 8T
