I frequently volunteer at a local nursing home. I’m currently working on pictures for a new brochure. After I finished pictures, one of the sweet ladies stopped me, with a beautiful little smile and her weathered little hand on my arm, and said “Are you a resident here, too?”
whimper…whine…
Trouts don’t live in ugly places
I hope you slugged her!
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
Speaking as someone who just got her first invitation to join AARP, OUCH!
Hey Betty, next time you go there, wrap up some Exlax in some decorative foil, and tell the old gal it’s special chocolates “just for her.” That oughta fix her!G
whack her with the butt of your 9 wt. That will teach her to mess with a Babe.
She probably went running back to her friend going, “I got one, I got one, you should have seen the look on her face”! Just plain mean. It’s a game they play.
Could be worse… your answer could have been yes.
jed
The last time I visited a nursing home they tried to keep me.
Betty, I’ll loan you my beanie hat with the visor and propeller. That will let them know you haven’t grown up and don’t intend to!
LadyFisher, Publisher of
FAOL
Betty,
You stated that you “frequently” volunteer there. Maybe the ol’ girl has a better memory than you may think & has seen you so many times that she thinks you’re “in the in crowd”.
I suggest wearing a red & white striped mini-skirt, carrying a lollipop!!
Mike
It really hurts when the waitress at the resturant, gives you the “Senior Citizen” discount, without asking!
Betty, reminds me of the first time a young waitress asked me if I wanted the Senior Discount. And I hand’t even turned 40 yet!!
Crackleback
evil dave, they might have tried to keep you but they were gonna use you for a love slave!
I had the same thing happen Diane. I was supposed to meet a few guys and go fishing, but the arthritis said no. So I go to check my mail and there my membership application for AARP sat waiting for me. Not a good start to the day.
Mike
There is no greater fan of flyfishing than the worm.
Patrick McManus
Maybe that explains it, I haven’t met Grace.
bubba_orvis
Growing older with Grace? Boy I sure hope my wife doesn’t find out. She thinks I’m growing older with her.
Dave you got part of it right anyway. The slave part.
betty, i found out who the inconsiderate lady was and loosened the screws on her walker!
No grace here either, I’m getting old, but kicking and screaming all the way.
LadyFisher, Publisher of
FAOL
FYI
For us “Mature Adults”. On the first of the month in which you turn 65 Medicare kicks in, but of course we all know that! I was discussing a possible Medicare seminar with a friend (He also sells suplimental ins.). He mentioned that if you sign up for the “F” plan (pays what Medicare doesn’t) within 6 months of “Plan B” it’s a no questions asked done deal! I had less than a week to go!! Needless to say I signed up. Didn’t want to go with the "Do you Smoke, Drink, Chase Women, etc forms.
P.S. It’s cost is about a 3rd of what Medicare wants!!