Chris;
I’ll post and APB to the Michigan State Police before the AuSable Fish-In. Notice I didn’t say when, don’t want them to sneak across the State Line early and hole up at Cabela’s in Dundee or a B&B in Hell. They’d never get to Paridise, it’s too far north.
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!
Pirate “What do you mean we have to walk IN the River!”
Guide “Oh don’t worry about it, … those new waders I lent to ya’ are special and will STICK to those moss covered rocks They only look like rubber soled Wally World specials”
Pirate “Looks like some pretty fast current here”
Guide " Naw, … we only put up those NO Wading signs to keep out the tourists, … Go ahead, you go first … I’ll follow you with the kit bags" … .
i smell a discrimination suit here. singling out a class (pirates), flouting the american with disabilities act (hooks for hands and patches for eyes), and a few other things…
some of the concert promotors used to do.
They would go out and hire the Hell’s Angels
and put them in charge of concert security.
Problems were quickly and effectively
resolved. Just put the pirate bunch in
charge of guarding the adult beverages. I’m
confident they would take thier
responsibilities quite seriously and never
stray from the bar.G Warm regards, Jim
Chris, all you need to do is hold it at the right elevation, 9,000-10,000 ft., and the pirates will never make it! They’ll pass out from lack of oxygen.
Flats Dude, that’s a capital “P” on paridise!! As in "V"alhala or "D"avey Jones Locker!!
D. M. We will comply with all Physical Handicap Regulations, it’s the Mental ones we’re working on!
Can we get Rum in Gallon casks? I’ll work on it!
I still think that we should send them to the Manistee River and let a 30 lb. King kick their A…!! Don’t think they could handle the Big ones!!
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!
Byron - we may pss out, but it would be from lack of oxygen!
DM - that Caandian Canoodia wherever this thing is being held is not even American, like you can’t find it on mapquest so the Americans who got disabilities acting thinggy doesn’t count, and you and I don’t count (past 5 anyway).
Chris - bad news, if Pirates can’t attend you won’t be allowed. You fish for them fish that live in the salt for most of their lives, they are therefore salty fish and you by extension are a salty fisherman PIRATE!
I dunno Chris. We’ll have to think this one over a bit. You seem almost too nice to be pirate. How are you at pillaging? Do you know which end of a cutlass to hold on to? And are you afraid to go in and take over someone’s theard? If you can answer these questions correctly, then Flats Dude, Micus and I will consider making you a memeber of the crew.
I prefer the Katana and Wakizashi combo. Given some of the new regs on the books, … and the tough life that steel has in the salt air, … the standard throw away “Ninja sword” set up is less expensive and more readily available
As for blundering and pillaging a thread, … a few months ago, … I thought about changing my user to Thread Killer, as each time I put my big nose into a “discussion”, … the thread up and DIED!!
DM, … man, … I gotta watch it, … you read EVERTHING!!
Anyone who can throw around words like Katana and Wakizashi almost sounds too educated for the likes of us. But with that said, I think there is a place for you on our ship.
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