19 Reasons for Fishing

FAOL Community Fly Anglers Online
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I just got this in an email.

19 reasons for fishing.

#19 - No matter how much whiskey you’ve had, you can still Fish.

#18 - You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.

#13 - It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don’t have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t
object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest
of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.

#2 - You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!

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lmao!
I read that somewhere before, nearly fell out of my chair.

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Good one John and so true!

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My reasons for fishing;

#1 reason for fishing is that I can’t hear my wife when I’m out in the boat!
(Just kidding, She goes with me )

#2 Fish don’t care if I’ve shaved, brushed my hair or even had a bath recently.

#3 People expect me to lie about my fishing success, this is a licence to tell other tall tales which can be excused by the phrase " Oh sure he lies but He is a fisherman so its all right."

#4 My cat meets me at the door He loves the smell on my cloths when I arrive home from fishing. Purrrrrrrr !!

#5 No matter how ugly rusty or dirty my truck is, with the boat in the back people understand, it stops little boys from writing Clean me in the dusty window.

#6 If I laze around the house I am a slob, If I laze around in the boat or on the dock with a fishing rod I am a fisherman.

#7 It provides an reason you can tell your spouse for buying that bigger more expensive boat. “Well dear I know you are concerned about my safety and It isn’t safe to go out in a small boat.”

#8 If I quit the fish would have nothing to laugh at.

#9 Cabelas would have to close its doors, and we wouldn’t want that would we? Huh? well… would we?

#10 Without fishing I wouldn’t have met the online wacko’s on Faol… You know who you are. ( I proudly count myself in that catagory )

10 are enough my head is starting to hurt.

Come on Dshock, Gramps et al . Lets have your 10 reasons.