Hooked On Trout Phonics®
by Jack Ohman
Do you ever wonder how trout communicate? How do they tell each other
that the caddis hatchis on, and only take the size 16s? Language experts
at the Defense Language Institute at Monterrey, California, have discovered
the secret: the Trout Language! Until last year, no man knew the secret of
trout communication. Now it's available to you in a series of eight two-hour
instructional tapes. Hooked on Trout Phonics® will have you
communicating effortlessly with the big boys at the bottom of the pool in
no time. Easier than Russian, but slightly more difficult than French,
Hooked on Trout Phonics® teaches you the trout declensions,
and their secret language rules that will have you eavesdropping on what
the larger specimens are taking. Here's a sample:
TROUT LANGUAGE: "Gren forgentu makbar."
TRANSLATION: "The idiot is using 4x when he should be going to 6x."
Comes with a handsome plastic binder and a trout language thesaurus.
Price: Five easy payments of $13.95.
~ Jack Ohman
Excerpt from Get the Net!
published by Willow Creek Press, Minocqua, WI. Thanks Jack!
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