Corporate Slackers
From Joke of the Day
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new
CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of
all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on
a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money
do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at
him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's
a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
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