After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in
bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin
to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then
caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand
down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and
down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled
over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she
asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why
did you stop?'
To which he responded, "I found the remote."
