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Stan was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was very angry. She told him, "Tomorrow
morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Stan got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough, there was a box gift wrapped in the middle
of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Stan has been missing since Friday. ~ Ron
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