If You Know That...
By Kenneth Knezic
You might be a fly fisherman
if you know that...
A fly is not to be zipped.
Sage is not a spice.
A Wulff is not an animal.
A nymph is not a girl.
To mend is not to sew.
A double haul isn't a semi with two trailers.
3X is not an adult movie.
Dun is not finished.
Grizzly is not a bear.
A rainbow is not in the sky.
A coachman doesn't have a horse.
A vise is a good thing.
A pool isn't for swimming.
Montana isn't Heaven...but it's close.
~ Kenneth Knezic
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