A Women's Little Instruction Book
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Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
The woman's work that is never done is the stuff
she asked her husband to do.
If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach you're aiming too high.
Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never
mature anyway.
Men are all the same -- they just have different
faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of
the shower to pee.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband,
you will usually find that he is.
Scientists have just discovered something that can
do the work of five men -- a woman.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent -- but they make great pets.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men - "don't" and "stop."
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.
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