Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While
having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at
a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The
woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that
she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
