Secret to Long Life
Sent in by Robin Rhyne
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that
if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to
sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and he lived
to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren,
35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the
wall of the crematorium.
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