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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits up to see his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a
perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey - had to go out. Breakfast is in the fridge. I LOVE YOU!"
So he goes to the kitchen where his son is, and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last
night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Larry asks, "So, why
is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"
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