Observations from Down Under
By Jo Foster, Wellington, NZ
- Pools are twice as deep as they look.
- Those who say take your children fishing don't have any and haven't met yours.
- Have absolute faith in your waders when fishing in winter.
- Trout can't tell the difference between male and female anglers.
- Men don't like having their ears pierced.
- You never appreciate your local waters until you move.
- Fish are always bigger before you see them.
- Vests are never big enough.
- Women's waders are made for whippets and modelled by anorexic in-patients.
- Dogs don't make great catches.
- Loose lips sink fishing trips.
- When people say, "It's easy to wade" make sure they are shorter than you.
- Just one more step is always one too many.
- If men gave birth, more women would be fishing.
- Your catches are always better when telling someone who wasn't there.
~ Jo Foster (jo).
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