Please don't help a Red Sox fan, please I beg of you, sweeping the Cardinals last year broke my heart, and it still hurts. Please give him the wrong info, tell him to use stink bait and orange glow balls, power bait, and to throw in about 15 rocks right where he wants to cast.

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A bum-legged old man and a drunk. That's all you got?
That's WHAT I got.