As the locomotive pulls out of the station, in one of the train compartment there are 3 men and a ravishing young lady. The lady proposes “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by the young lady all pull a buck out of their wallet and then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.

The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, “If you will give me $20, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”

All three fork over the money.

The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance. That’s the hospital where I had it done!”