APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...
It's not whether you winor lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough "youth". How about a fountainof "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Colt.

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES; USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids intouch.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not foryou.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is badfor you .

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURALSTUPIDITY.

"You know why a politician is like a banana?" "He comes in and first he is green, thenhe turns yellow and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors .."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-electedis that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they passed.