I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager.
I don?t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance (pensions).
I have my own pad. I don?t have a curfew.
I have a driver?s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don?t have acne.
Life is great.