Hey rookie,

Boy, sounds as if the Bamboo curse has your number, and is making an example out of you.

Somehow I ended up with the same Boo curse many years ago and have had many strange occurances happen in my life.

I think it comes from the first moment you actually touch a stalk of that pesky weed. There must be some kind of chemical transfer that starts a chain reaction, eventually reaking havic in all areas of your life, physically, mentally, emotionally, monetarily, and we don't need to talk about the affects that it has on marriage!

It may be time for you to get rid of those wicked weeds before you have anymore BooBoo's in your life.

There is a board member here that specializes in Bamboo removal and the ensuing therapy necessary to move past this horrific addiction, thus returning your life back to some kind of normallcy.

His name is Ron Eagle Elk, he is well prepared to help you with your Boo problem's. I have listed his contact info for you to notify him of your need of his assistance and counceling.

If your Boo weeds have specific names such as, Payne, Dickeson, Orvis, Granger, Isaac, Fitch, Clark, Howell, or Paul Young, these are the nastiest of the strains of these weeds. These notorious culms cause the most destruction in your life, you must get rid of them NOW! before anymore terrible things happen to you!

Pick up the phone and call REE, and make arrangements to ship every piece of that nasty wood you have to him. Whatever you do, do not miss a single piece, it will take root and grow back on you; only causing further destruction in your life.

This is sage advice from someone who left just one old H L Leonard in the wood shop. I didn't think it would hurt! This has caused numerous catastrophic events to unfold in my life, and has caused my eventual need to call REE and elicit his services.

If I may be of any assistance as a support buddy for you after you've had your cane removed, please just let me know.

You must act quickly and call REE, I here that his schedule is filling up and he's very busy helping out the many who are afflicted with this highly contageous curse!

His contact info is as follows:

Dr. Ron Eagle Elk
B.A.T. specialist, (Bamboo Addiction Therapy)
1-800-Giv-Emup

I hope that my intervention has caught you just at the right time to help you before anymore wicked and dangerous things unfold from your association with this devistating weed.

Your support buddy,

akalooker