Quote Originally Posted by herefishy View Post
Where in the world do you suppose all those washers go to?
They slip through wormholes in space time, and gather on another planet, which has totally washeroid life forms. Where they live it up, having the washer equivalent of a good life. This as a theory is fine, until Mr Geoff Hanson claimed he had found the planet, and lived there working as a chauffeur, for a family of rubber tap washers. At which point he was confined to a mental asylum, wrote a book about his experiences, and became rich and famous. Which seems to be the punishment reserved for those who insist on making fools of themselves in public.

(With appologies to H2G2)
Cheers,
A.