good to see your still with us.... ive learned not to mess around when something isn't right....

everyone gets heartburn right? well... if you have unexplained heartburn more than twice a month, (unexplained meaning you didnt eat tai food earlier) you could have esophagealitis(?spelling?) i spent 3 days in ICU last new years because the acid erosion in my throat was so bad my esophagus and stomach didnt feel like being attached anymore..... yeah, heartburn.... and just the other day, i had something called a "ocular migraine," basically see a oil slick colored lightning bolt flashing in your vision, couldn't read, heck, couldn't see for that matter.... thank god there wasn't any "retinal detachment" with it..... bless my wife for making me frequent the doctor....

i propose a toast to all who dedicate their lives to keeping us breathing day in and day out!
-spoof