Tell me, does this qualify?

I and a friend stumbled upon a large Gorilla standing about ten feet out from the shore on the old geezer hole above the Cantara loop on the Upper Sacramento River a few years back.
In the Gorilla's arms was an attractive young lady, dressed in flip flops, daisy dukes and a tank top. Actually it was just a very large man in a gorilla suit...

Don't know why, didn't ask.
It's California.