[QUOTE=Uncle Jesse;381873]The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?


What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

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Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.


Even as a bachelor I know the correct answer is, "Who?", as if the object of your wife's question had never been noticed.

For that matter, if your wife/girlfriend asks if she is more of a "pickup truck" (practical & useful) or a "sports car" (sexy and desirable) the correct answer is:
A Range Rover, the best of both and strictly top-of-the-line.

Ed