A Golf Story


A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her
a story, and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa".

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye
Grandpa?" The little girl said,
"I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a
strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her
prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God
Bless Daddy. and good-bye
Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the
father, this kid
is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later
when the girl was
going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy
and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a
cat all day, had
lunch sent in, and watched the clock. He figured if he
could get by until
midnight, he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
instead of going home at
the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee,
looking at his watch,
and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived. He breathed a sigh of relief and
went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen
you work so late, what's
the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it. I've
just spent the worst day of my
life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day. You'll
never believe what happened to me.........
This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!!!

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