A FLAT TIRE

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and
open
the
trunk.

I take out 2 cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.He gets out of
his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a
happy camper!

''What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

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