Bear Attack Advice

[flybinder]

LouT -

I have a question for you - how do you tell why the bearing is attacking you ??

John

That's quite, easy, really;
If the bear is wearing a napkin around its neck and carrying utensils, you're dead, no matter what position you take. If he shoves you, first, and calls you nasty names, or makes foul and unpleasant references to your mother.... go for the "fetal/ball position". (but don't sass him back, OR, counter attack with unpleasant and foul things about ITS mother)