Brian,
Draw the line at make up... trust me, digital cameras are evil. I'm the subject of some widely published images (family, riding buddies, coaches, etc...) that vividly capture a very brief but deep lapse of sanity in which I allowed myself to be 'dressed like Mommy'... yeah, I hear you, laughing all the way from down there!
Wow, 3:1... you're screwed, man!
TL's~