Reminds me of a story.

Apperantly my great Grandmother and Great Grandfather argued quiet a bit. One day he made a comment about her cat getting on the table. Grandma contadicted him by saying the cat doesn't get on the table! Grandad being wise didn't say anything, just got a sheet of fly paper and put it on the table before going to bed. The next morning Gradma had to remove the cat from the fly paper.

Eric