Marco, a photo might work in a personals but then I'd be homeless! I think this is one suggestion I won't be sharing with my partner!!
Thanks for the chuckle.
Diane
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming-WOW---What A Ride!
"If I'm not going to catch anything, then I 'd rather not catch anything on flies" ... Bob Lawless