I LOVE PLUMBING!!!!!! As a Handyman I get lots of calls to change kitchen and bathroom sink faucets. The conversations usually go like this:

Customer: "Do you change kitchen faucets?"

Me: "Yes, I change kitchen faucets."

Customer: "How fast can you get over here?"(Notice she didn't ask "how much.")

Me: "I'm booked thru Thursday, but can get to you on Friday morning. Is this an emergency?"

Customer: "Of course it's an emergency. My idiot husband was going to save lots of money and do this himself. Now there's water..."

Me: "Say no more, I'm on my way. Oh, and there will be an additional charge to fix whatever your husband has messed up."
Cha-Ching!



Joe