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    Sat 19 Mar 2005 The Scotsman
    Sir Peter's taste for swan has him fall foul of law
    LOUISE GRAY

    SIR Peter Maxwell Davies, Master of the Queen?s Music, is under police investigation after officers raided his kitchen - and discovered he had prepared a dead swan for his dinner.
    Sir Peter said he found the electrocuted bird beneath power lines and was planning to make it into a "delicious" terrine.
    His menu has not impressed the authorities, however. Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, which applies across the UK, the whooper swan is a protected species and according to ancient laws only the Queen is allowed to sample the delicacy.
    But on Orkney, where Sir Peter lives, a Viking law says swans are the property of the people and not the Crown.
    Events began when the composer was in London preparing his first major work as Master of the Queen?s Music, a piece to commemorate the end of the Second World War.
    It was then police spotted the dead swan maturing outside his cottage on the island of Sanday and took the carcass away as evidence. Officers also took a pair of swan wings they found in a shed, which Sir Peter was planning to donate to the local school for the Angel Gabriel?s wings in the annual nativity play.
    The 70-year-old said he was astonished to find the police on his doorstep on Monday with a warrant to search his home - and, in particular, his freezer.
    "I saw them whizzing up the lane to the house," he said. "There was a very charming young man and a very beautiful young lady. They were very polite, but quite firm that I might have committed a felony by being in possession of a protected bird."
    Sir Peter voluntarily handed over the leg of a swan he had stored in the freezer. "The meat is very dark and rich," he added. "It?s a bit like pheasant with a hint of venison as well."
    "I?d give you the recipe for the terrine - but now I know I could end up in the chiller, I don?t want anyone else to get into trouble as well."
    Sir Peter said he offered the police officers some swan terrine he had made earlier, but they had turned down the chance to taste the rare delicacy. "They told me they are taking this very seriously," he said. "I was cautioned and told that anything I said could be given in evidence."
    He added: "I might yet be in Inverness Prison, but I suspect that being the Master of the Queen?s Music I might have to do porridge in the Tower of London."
    Sir Peter said whooper swans flying out to breed in Iceland on their migratory flights are often caught in overhead wires.
    "They occasionally go into the overhead electrical wires when they are taking off or landing on the lake," he said. "I am afraid that some people eat them. We take them home and hang them for four days and then we take out the breast and good leg meat and give the rest to the cats."
    Sir Peter said he consulted the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds about finding dead swans, and was advised to dispose of them. "I was under the illusion that it would be alright to eat the best parts - rather than feed them to the cat," he said.
    "I was going to use the breast and leg meat to make a terrine. I?ve done it before, and it really is delicious."
    Under Udal Law, the ancient Norse system of inheritance and law which the Viking settlers brought to Orkney, the swan is the property of the people rather than the Crown. Sir Peter admitted it was common for locals to eat swan.
    The RSPB said they were unsure what the penalty would be, if any, for taking a swan that was already dead to eat. Wildlife crime can carry a maximum fine of ?5,000 or jail term of six months.
    Northern Constabulary confirmed a property was searched under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, but as enquiries are continuing refused to comment further on their findings.
    The composer said he was waiting to hear whether he would be charged and face an appearance in court.
    "I?d really appreciate some guidance on where the law stands on this," he said. "Now I?m working so closely with Buckingham Palace I can?t afford to step outside the law - not that I?ve ever wanted to, of course."
    Although he added: "In some ways I would welcome going to prison because I think the whole experience would inspire some very interesting music."
    Sir Peter?s Reconciliation ?45 is to be performed for the first time on 6 June at the Westminster Central Hall, London, in the presence of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh.
    "Naturally I?ve informed Buckingham Palace," he said. "Now I?m just hoping I?ll still be a free man - and not locked up in the Tower of London - at the time of my first big concert as Master of the Queen?s Music."
    The composer?s London-based manager said Sir Peter, known locally as Max, had given a statement to police.
    "He?s acted perfectly legally," she said. "He did whatever anyone else does when a swan comes down. He phoned the local bird warden and was told to dispose of it."

    Well it made me laugh, the damned things are anything but endangered and can be really menaceing at this time of year as any UK angler will tell you.
    My Norse ancestors had the right idea, just another Sunday dinner.
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    Hey Donald,

    That takes me back to an early morning
    start for home after a visit with relatives
    some years ago. It was just about first
    light when a group of hunters in a field
    adjacent to the highway cut loose on a huge
    flock of trumpeter swans. When a portion
    of the flock crossed the road at windshield
    height, there were cars, birds and feathers
    all over the place. As I recall, I ended
    up wearing a large cup of hot coffee rather
    than drinking it. It never the less had the
    desired effect of fully awakening me early
    that morning. Do hope the gent gets off
    with a warning.*G* Warm regards, Jim

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    Donald,
    Thankd for sharing. Sir Peter seems to have a great attitude about the whole thing, and like Jim H, I also hope he gets away with a warning.
    Please keep us posted!
    Mike
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    I missed this at the end of the article:-

    "The dynastic delicacy to which the Crown swears royal allegiance

    SWAN meat was a gourmet dish often seen as the magnificent centrepiece for a medieval banquet.

    But since those times, when all swans were assigned royal status, it is a dish almost exclusively enjoyed by royals.

    The mute swan has been a royal bird since at least 1186 and was formally assigned royal status in the Act of Swans in 1482.

    Under the act, any other owners of swans were required to mark their property by way of a succession of nicks in the birds? beaks.

    It was the duty of the Royal Swanmaster to organise the annual swan-upping on the Thames, when the cygnets are rounded up and marked, which survives in symbolic form to this day.

    With their royal rank, it became a status symbol to eat swan. It was a tasty ceremonial dish, until superseded by turkey early last century.

    Today, the Queen still has ownership of all swans in the UK except in one small corner of the British Isles - the Orkney Isles.

    Under Udal Law, the ancient Norse system of inheritance and law, which the Viking settlers brought to Orkney, the swan is the property of the people, rather than the Crown.

    The case was proven in 1910 by a Kirkwall lawyer who, accompanied by his friend, the Procurator-Fiscal, went out to Harray Loch and shot a swan. The case went to the High Court and the Crown lost.

    Nowadays, Orcadians do not shoot swans, but the principles of the old Norse Udal Law still stand.

    The swan is protected across the entire Great Britain by law under the Wildlife and Countryside Act."
    In Scotland the Procurator Fiscal is the Public Prosecuter, a bit like the local D.A.
    My favourite uncle was an Orkney man, even more so now.


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    I once was chased off of a lake by a couple of territorial swans. If I'd have had a gun available I probably could have gotten off using the Self Defense ploy. They were really mean suckers for sure.

    Poor Sir Davies, maybe he could use his doddering old age to plead for mercy. Thanks Donald for sharing this story, made for a break in the usual somber news of the day.

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    we just shoot them, opening weekend on game birds in a month.

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    Does a swan taste like a goose?

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    dont know, I suppose they would considering how fat they are. Bit like rats with wings here.

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    I have found the Queen to be quite reasonable , If you ask her politely She will usually let you have one or two .

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