Pete decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his fly line. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing. Maybe you should sell your fishing rods.”
Pete gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“