I've been around cows off and on most of my life, I watch the cows when I'm going fishing. If the cow are lying down, the fish aren't biting. I picked up on that years ago from the Progressive Farmer magazine I think and found it to be generally accurate.
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I was kidding about the cows gathering firewood. This is the funny forum right. LOL. Merry Christmas Ohiofly and Uncle Jesse. Jim
I'm either going to, coming from or thinking about fishing. Jim
jimsnarocks,
We must have the same sense of humor, because your comeback about the cows and wood, had me chuckling for sure!!! LOL!!!
Best regards, Dave S.
A group of Army staff officers are getting ready for a meeting.
While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, the Colonel starts a conversation with his staff about his lack of sleep the previous evening. Apparently Mrs. Colonel was feeling a bit frisky, and dealing with her desires kept him from getting enough sleep.
He decides to pose a question to his staff: What percentage of sex is pleasure, and what percentage is work?
The junior Lieutenant responds "It's seventy five pecent pleasure and twenty five percent work, Sir."
The Captain says, "I believe its fifty fifty either way."
The Major is positve. "It's certainly twenty five percent pleasure and seventy five percent work."
At this point, the Colonel notices that the PFC making the coffee is grinning and shaking his head. The Colonel asks "Private, you've heard this discussion, what do you think about the question?"
"Sir", the Private responds, "It's surely one hundred percent pleasure."
The Colonel, intrigued, asks him why.
"Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it."
The room got real quiet.
It Just Doesn't Matter....
Cows is funny! But they know weather...........funny ay!
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Well trained cows?Originally Posted by jimsnarocks
Ed
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
Notice that he is casting a tailing loop in the beginning. The rear of the "upper" leg is actually below the lower leg.
The reason that the legs do not catch on each other that he takes the rod back lower on the backcast and then brings the tip back higher. It is an oval acting morion.
It looks like a very tight loop vertically but the loops is actually wider because the legs are separated horizontally. Otherwise he would get a wind knot.
Regards,
Silver
"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought"..........Szent-Gyorgy
You know, some day he may actually learn how to fish. He has the casting down fairly good, but he does beat the air up a lot. However, when you finally do lay down your fly line, don't look off to the side at the camera, that is when the fish will hit your fly.
Larry ---sagefisher---
IDAHO SNOW
I just got off the phone with friend in Idaho
He said that since early this morning the snow has
been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping below zero and the north
wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look
through the kitchen window. He says that if it gets much
worse, he may have to let her in.
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