Uncle Jesse. Regarding Oprah and how she looks in waders.I'm not sure what to say other than from a woman's perspective, I find your comments rather insulting. I've seen a LOT of men in waders that don't exactly make a pretty picture either. Have you ever helped your woman find a pair of waders or other angling clothing? There isn't exactly a huge selection out there designed specifically for women. Not every female who wants to go fishing is going to look like April Vokey.
As for those elbow to elbow crowds you see on Opening Day in Michigan and the west coast...well that's strictly steelhead fishing. No worries. You won't have that happen where you are because there are no steelhead where you live and fish.
If your just going for cute little trout, you won't see crowds.