amazingly simple home remedies

[Normand]

amazingly simple home remedies:


1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. It all goes to the same place anyway.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Even george washington did this! Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[Uncle Jesse]

Normand,

You are such a friend. Thanks for the helpful tips.

Of course if you ignore the first tip you don't need the 3rd tip.

[crazy4oldcars]

Ok. Tomorrow, I'm printing out the hammer, and hanging it on my cubical wall at work.

Kirk

[Sonny Edmonds]

Especially # 2! The sink is always sparkling clean because it gets scoured before she brushes her teeth.

[Big Bad Wulff]

Excellent.
Mom always told me to RAISE the seat. My wife always says to lower it!

I say. "Wherever YOU want it, put it there"! End of argument.