"Please pay your bill, the world is coming to an end and I don't want to chase all over hell looking for you"
Bill V
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"Please pay your bill, the world is coming to an end and I don't want to chase all over hell looking for you"
Bill V
Due to the lack of trained trumpeters, the end of the world will be postponed three months!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I!
They're just fish, right? Right?
On reading the water - "Fish where they is, not where they ain't."
On fly selection - "Feed 'em what they're eating, not table scraps."
On presentation - "Invite 'em to dinner, not to do the dishes."
Last edited by JohnScott; 09-10-2008 at 02:35 PM.
The fish are always right.
"You can't put a grownup's head on kid's shoulders"
Life is not a pain free state.
"I've cut that dang log 3 times and its still too short!!!!"
"It may be the ox that pulls the cart up the hill, but its the bird that builds the nest in the tree"
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz
DuFf
......"Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!" George Carlin.
Doug
Enjoying the joys of others and suffering with them- these are the best guides for man. A.E.
Never make a women get out before a weigh station...
Relaxed and now a Full Time Trout Bum, Est. 2024
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