For all you people that asked me at the fish-in about the difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit temperatures: The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
? New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
? Canadians plant gardens.
40? Fahrenheit (4.4? C)
? Californians shiver uncontrollably.
? Canadians Sunbathe.
35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
? Italian Cars won't start
? Canadians drive with the windows down
32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)
? Distilled water freezes
? Canadian water gets thicker.
0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
? New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
? Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40? Fahrenheit (-40? C)
? Hollywood disintegrates.
? Canadians rent some videos.
-60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
? Mt. St. Helens freezes.
? Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)
? Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
? Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
? Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
? Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)
? Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
? Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
? Hell freezes over.
? The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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