"Smith and Wesson beats four aces."...Murphy
"Smith and Wesson beats four aces."...Murphy
Hapy wife Happy life
A motto to live by...
Adam You got one of my favourites,
""Prime Minister you are drunk."
"Madam you are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober"" Winston Chirchill
On the top deck of a London Omnibus a lady said to George Bernard Shaw
""Sir you smell" Bernard Shaw replied
"No madam you smell, I stink.""
George Bernard Shaw once wrote to Winston Chirchill enclosing two tickets for the opening night of his latest production with the suggestion that he bring a friend, if he had one.
Chirchill replied that he was unable to attend the opening night but would gladly attend the second night, if there is one.
The same esteemed gentlemen also hold the record for the shortest correspondence
Dear Prime Minister
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Dear Mr Bernard Shaw
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"The problem with governing people is who you get to do it. Anyone who wants the job is the last person who should be let anywhere near it" Douglas Adams in H2G2
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
old enough to know better, young enough to still do it! (unknown)
Bill
A man who fights with wife all day get's no piece at night. Unknown
Just take it one day at a time. my mother
Weathermen are like politicians,You can't always trust them. me
A friend is someone that will bail you out of jail when you get in trouble. A best friend is the guy sitting next to you in jail saying "Woowee! That was fun!" (unknown)
Frank Reid
paraphrased perhaps:
"We're all in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars."...Oscar Wilde
Bob
Don't squat with your spurs on! (Old Cowboy)
Never trust a man that doesn't have hair on his knuckles or whiskey on his breath! (My Grandfather)
There are 2 ways to handle a woman, both wrong! (Unknown)
When you think you are someone of importance try ordering another man's dog around! (Old Cowboy)
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Cactus
Gretings all,
#1) Lead, follow or get the #### out of the way.
#2) Improvise, adapt and overcome.
#3 It's 5 o'clock some where, lets have a cocktail.
"Many a fine argument is ruined by some fool who knows what he's talking about." --Marshall McLuhan
"If it ain't broke, you're not trying." --Red Green
"I'm a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess." --Red Green's 'Man's Prayer'
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