A guy is driving somewhere when he sees a nun hitchhiking. He stops, backs up and picks her up. They ride along enjoying a conservation. The guys says I don't mean to be rude but I have always wanted to kiss a nun. Is that possible? The nun asks, Are you married? He replies No. The nuns says pull over. He does and he gets a great big smooch laid on him. They resume riding and the guy says . That was some kiss sister, and I feel I must confess That I am married. Sorry. The nun replies I must confess also, My name is Bruce and I am on my way to a maskerade party