I dated a woman named Lorraine for a while. We had a lot in common, but didn't see eye to eye on a few things. She wanted to talk marriage, but I didn't. Then I met Clara Lee. Clara flirted openly with me and I openly responded to her flirts. This didn't set well with Lorraine, and she dumped me. But you know what I said about that?

Wait for it

"I can see Clara Lee now Lorraine is gone"