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    There are a lot of folks in west Florida, south...

    There are a lot of folks in west Florida, south Georgia and western North Carolina who need your prayer. Hurricane Helene was rapid moving but hit hard when it came ashore in Florida and up through...
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    A med student complaining about having to take...

    A med student complaining about having to take differential calculus. He complained there is nothing in medicine where I will ever need this course. The professor explains differential calculus is...
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    Middle-Aged Maybe it's true that life begins at...

    Middle-Aged Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other...
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    Today was the birthday of the late great Jack...

    Today was the birthday of the late great Jack Hise. I had the privilege of meeting and fishing with Jack and Warren Patterson before Jack moved and Warren passed away. A couple of great guys who...
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    Happy Birthday Betty!!! I hope you have had a...

    Happy Birthday Betty!!! I hope you have had a great day and many more and better will follow.
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    Happy Birthday, don't slow down, I'm gaining on...

    Happy Birthday, don't slow down, I'm gaining on you.
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    Prayer for Senility - God grant me the senility...

    Prayer for Senility - God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ...
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    While working for an organization that delivers...

    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of...
  9. Thread: Moms

    by Uncle Jesse
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    My Mom was my first fishing buddy, the person who...

    My Mom was my first fishing buddy, the person who lit the fire for trying to catch fish. She never used a flyrod, but did like the feel of the local bamboo that was available. In warm weather when...
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    A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was...

    A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was...
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    I just saw a warning that copperheads think...

    I just saw a warning that copperheads think cicadas taste like chicken and may be out hunting for them. That wasn't the exact wording but be advised.
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    After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the...

    After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the Garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the...
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    Where and when?

    Where and when?
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    Is it just a figment of my imagination, Or are...

    Is it just a figment of my imagination, Or are some flies more productive after having fish beat them up and assuming a damaged, crippled appearance?
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    Thanks for the kind words, I have geen great...

    Thanks for the kind words, I have geen great blessed in many ways. Attended worship services with my daughter and her husband today and then the afternoon with my 5 year old grand daughter. Katy...
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    Thanks guys, these trips around the sun don't...

    Thanks guys, these trips around the sun don't take as long as they used to. My wife and I got a large present for our birthday, something to cover many of our problems, a new roof. Nothing like...
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    I don't know if it's a record but it's a very...

    I don't know if it's a record but it's a very good start, this thread that I think Farleycat started is 29 view shy of a million and a half.
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    I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and...

    I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and that 2024 will treat you all better than you deserve.
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    Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a...

    Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a Psychologist and complains: ?I don?t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don?t need a husband. But my parents are asking me...
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    Merry Christmas Betty! Great to hear you are up...

    Merry Christmas Betty! Great to hear you are up and around. You have my sympathy on the lack of fishing I traded fishing for a grand daughter 5 years ago. I think next spring she get introduced to...
  21. Thread: Knot Sense

    by Uncle Jesse
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    Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better...

    Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better bream fisherman than a trout fisherman, but I fish tandem rigs for both, depending upon circumstances, I use the Duncan, aka Uniknot for attaching...
  22. The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing...

    The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing hole, as well as Jack Hise's when he lived in Tennessee. It's a tailwater from Tim's Ford Reservoir. I was privileged to fish with them there...
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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack...

    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you...
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    First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the...

    First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the hills of east Tennessee.
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    Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me...

    Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?"Dad: "No son, it wouldn?t be right."Son: "Well, just do your best."
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