Happy Birthday Betty!!! I hope you have had a great day and many more and better will follow.
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Happy Birthday Betty!!! I hope you have had a great day and many more and better will follow.
Happy Birthday, don't slow down, I'm gaining on you.
Prayer for Senility - God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ...
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of...
My Mom was my first fishing buddy, the person who lit the fire for trying to catch fish. She never used a flyrod, but did like the feel of the local bamboo that was available. In warm weather when...
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was...
I just saw a warning that copperheads think cicadas taste like chicken and may be out hunting for them. That wasn't the exact wording but be advised.
After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the Garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the...
Where and when?
Is it just a figment of my imagination, Or are some flies more productive after having fish beat them up and assuming a damaged, crippled appearance?
Thanks for the kind words, I have geen great blessed in many ways. Attended worship services with my daughter and her husband today and then the afternoon with my 5 year old grand daughter. Katy...
Thanks guys, these trips around the sun don't take as long as they used to. My wife and I got a large present for our birthday, something to cover many of our problems, a new roof. Nothing like...
I don't know if it's a record but it's a very good start, this thread that I think Farleycat started is 29 view shy of a million and a half.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and that 2024 will treat you all better than you deserve.
Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a Psychologist and complains: ?I don?t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don?t need a husband. But my parents are asking me...
Merry Christmas Betty! Great to hear you are up and around. You have my sympathy on the lack of fishing I traded fishing for a grand daughter 5 years ago. I think next spring she get introduced to...
Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better bream fisherman than a trout fisherman, but I fish tandem rigs for both, depending upon circumstances, I use the Duncan, aka Uniknot for attaching...
The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing hole, as well as Jack Hise's when he lived in Tennessee. It's a tailwater from Tim's Ford Reservoir. I was privileged to fish with them there...
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you...
First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the hills of east Tennessee.
Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?"Dad: "No son, it wouldn?t be right."Son: "Well, just do your best."
School Principal: Johnny, why is your math teacher crying? ...
A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed when,...
The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him.?Get over here! ?What is your name?? was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.?Paul.? The new guy replied.The elderly Chief...
The only thing that will kill the thread is apathy and neglect