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Caught a bat once on my backcast. neither one of us was overly happy about it. Little tricky to unhook, thank goodness for barbless hooks.

That looks terrific!I upset some of my fellow fly fishing friends when I explain I only fish for trout until Bass season opens.That frog looks like a real keeper.

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow...

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a Quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. the dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts...

A couple moved to a new city where they knew no one.She was an avid golfer who liked to get up early and hit the links. He didn't golf and liked to sleep late.She went down to the local golf course...

I also like the LF, but it would be helpful if you could just mail them to me for a closer look. :)

Neighbor: How long have you been drinking? Me: about 30 years. Neighbor: How many beers do you drink each day? Me: Probably six. Neighbor: That's about $3200 per year, $98,000 in 30 years! Me: OK,...

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Wisconsin farmer.One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to her,'The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of...

I fished with Jack a few times while at the Michigan Fish in. Very nice guy, sorry to hear this.

A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said"I would like to buy some cyanide. "The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "The...

I went to church today. the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today".

I told him that I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with enthusiasm.

After the service I went outside,...

Yep, I think they call it Tenkara

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our...

Why do chicken coups have two doors?
If they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan.

I told this in the car to my 13 year old grand daughter. She groaned for two blocks. It was beautiful....

While riding the commuter train the other day, the only seat available was next to this sexy blond. We struck up a conversation.

Suddenly she said, ?Want to see where I got my appendectomy?? I...

A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back to each other, and ties them to the chairs....

My wife is always going out of her way to make things simple


I just found this note which she left for me:

Hey Sweetie,
I'm at work.

Dinner is on the stove.

Must be something in your settings.
In the Help section there is a link to the Opera Users Forum, possibly someone there can give you some insight into the issue.
Opera is my browser of choice and...

A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son,I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online...

A man was having an affair with an Italian woman

For several years, a man was having an affair
with an Italian woman. One night, she confided
in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin...

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER DON'T MIND, AND THE ONES WHO MIND, DON'T MATTER!
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would...

''Darn, I'm older than dirt!!

Someone asked the other day,,
'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,
I informed him, ' All...

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at...

It snowed last night......
We received about 2 inches of snow and ...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:25 - So, I made a snow...

MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE
This needs no explanation – and is a fun read, no matter your gender.

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays...