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Growing up where there are no trout, I'm a better bream fisherman than a trout fisherman, but I fish tandem rigs for both, depending upon circumstances, I use the Duncan, aka Uniknot for attaching...

The Elk River was Warren Patterson's main fishing hole, as well as Jack Hise's when he lived in Tennessee. It's a tailwater from Tim's Ford Reservoir. I was privileged to fish with them there...

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you...

First time I heard it it was an old Rebel in the hills of east Tennessee.

Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?"Dad: "No son, it wouldn?t be right."Son: "Well, just do your best."

School Principal: Johnny, why is your math teacher crying? ...

A man and his wife check into a hotelThe husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed when,...

The elderly Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him.?Get over here! ?What is your name?? was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.?Paul.? The new guy replied.The elderly Chief...

The only thing that will kill the thread is apathy and neglect

Jim you have become a mad scientist of fly tying. That's a good looking fly to tempt the many species you now have to go after. I'm a little envious.

"This is a classic quote from grade school examination paper.........One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels...

So sad to hear that Jack has passed. Met him and Warren up in Tullahoma several years ago and have been longing to go back ever since. A couple of great guys to fish with and just spend time with....

"You know why a politician is like a banana?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten." ...

I'll bet the bowfin and gar were a lot of fun. Further south you will find the bowfin referred to as grindle and choupique.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Supposedly a true story: A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling...

A classic story, I'm sharing it on Facebook, 3 paragraphs

Thanks for the good thoughts guys. My wife and I celebrated our 56th anniversary 5 days ago and had a small celebration with our daughter, son in law and 4 year old grand daughter to night. It's my...

There few things as good as a home grown tomato. There?s a old country song that goes ?there?s two things money can?t buy, real true love and home grown tomatoes?

Refresher course on Laws they don't teach in Physics class . . .

Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of Gravity - Any tool,...

I enlarged the font because I figured only old guys like me would understand the following.

Lost Words from our Childhood

Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the...

It's 20 mph considered a gentle breeze in Iowa? Congrats on the catches between getting roped into going back to work and my granddaughter fishing has become something I used to do. But, the...

I just remembered there are insert that attached to inside of non-prescription glasses that make your sunglasses into bifocals.

Consider yourself blessed you only need help seeing when you are doing tiny work like tying on flies. I have had a pair of glasses sitting on my nose for about 55 years now, and I consider myself...

My Daddy Sleeps Naked

“Late again!” the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger.

“It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy.

The reason I’m...