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August 30th, 1999
Fear of Fly Fishing
Rods and lines are rated by "weight," like motor oil and how you look in a swimming suit.
Here is a handy table to help you determine what weight rod and line to use:
We thank Jack Ohman for use permission.
If you like Jack's fly fishing humor, be sure to look for his new book,
GET THE NET! published by Willow Creek.
- 11 ft., 8 weight - Salmon, Yankee Class nuclear submarines
- 9 1/2 ft., 7 weight - Steelhead, large tires, submerged fishermen under 200 pounds
- 9 ft., 6 weight - Browns you'll never land in a million years, smaller tires
- 8 ft., 5 weight - Normal-sized trout, boots, your lost six-pack
- 7 1/2 ft., 4 weight - Stunted trout, anemic brookies, chubs, branches
- 6 1/2., 2 weight - Breaks when you talk over 60 decibels
- 6 ft., 1 weight - Breaks if you think the wrong thoughts about it . . .
~ Jack Ohman
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