As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
a woman became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
leg high enough. With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her,
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even
know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well,
ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.