Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run,
or goal. Also good for mooning.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression,
and male bonding.