Lighter Side
What is life if there is not laughter? Welcome to the lighter side of flyfishing! We welcome your humorous stories here!
May 17th, 1999

You Know You're From Montana

  • You only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
  • You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
  • You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
  • You have 10 favorite recipes for elk meat.
  • You llive in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is three feet above the ground.
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
  • You think everyone from the city has an accent.
  • You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
  • The local paper covers national and international news on 1/4 page, (not the front one) but requires 6 pages for sports.
  • At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
  • The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  • You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't come up to the house.
  • There is only one shopping plaza in town.
  • You find -40F a little chilly.
  • The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
  • Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
  • You know the 4 seasons are: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and tough sledding.
  • You can name the breeds of cattle.
  • Your prize possessions are (in order): your pickup truck, belt buckle, and boots.
  • Your pickup truck owns a dog.
  • The nearest municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
  • You actually "get" these jokes and give them to all your friends.

Well, . . . I got the Jokes! ~ DLB

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