Ok, it's ............time to think profound thoughts?
Can you cry under water?
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping,"
now I just "chunkydunk."
How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but
it's only a "penny for
your thoughts?" ...Where's that extra penny going
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory,
will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? ...They're going to see
you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told
to wear loose-fitting clothing ... If I HAD any
loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then
you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible
in school, but they can in prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it
never would have started
with something called labour!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat
cells live forever.